Thursday, March 6, 2014

23 weeks! Saying Bye-Bye to my "Pleasure Harness" & Car Accidents!

 
 
23 Weeks Baby!
 
So, I'm coming up on a major milestone in this pregnancy....viability! Thank GOD! In a few days...at 24 weeks, if something were to happen at least they would try to save my son. For that I am thankful. Keep on cookin' Baby N! I'm still feeling really good and just continuing to take it easy. The baby is more active these days and that gives me so much peace and reassurance.
 
The Accident
 
2 weeks ago a distracted drive slammed into the rear of my car, well my wife's car. I was stopped in traffic and I saw her speeding towards me. There was no place I could go so I just braced myself for the impact. Without going into too much detail, it landed me in labor & delivery at 22 weeks. I was scared. I was pissed & angry at her for being so careless. BUT...I put my feelings aside to focus on my son. That's all I cared about. It was a very scary experience but Baby Boy N and I checked out just fine. Oh, and I'm suing her azz!
 
 
(Disclaimer - This may be the most personal/raw entry to date so you've been warned lol}
 
My Pleasure Harness   ;-(
 
Well folks, I've reached that point. That point where I have to share things in my blog that I would probably only share with my Ace's. I have to be true to this blog & that means sharing experiences from the perspective of the not-so-femme pregnant lesbian.
 
My harness. The pleasure stick. My Manzzzzz! The shyt don't fit anymore! *insert dramatic sigh* #BLOWN! I tried to strap up the other night and when I went to put it on.... my stomach and waist said, "Helllllllll no!" #BLOWN...again.
I mean, I knew it would happen eventually but I guess you are just never prepared for your joint NOT to fit. Come on mannn....It just fit like a week ago!!! So there I was unable to strap up...which means I had nothing to attach my clit suction device to...which means I had to go at it old school = the good ole manual dildo penetration = hella arm work!
Fcuk.
 
BUT......the bright side to all this is.....because I'm so genius and fortunately pretty damn good with the manual stroke {lol}... we had probably one of the BEST sexual episodes since I've been preggers. It was one of those, light a candle, sip a little wine {yes I had a few sips and yes it's okay}, turn on some ebony p-o-r-n, turn on that mood music and crash afterwards episode! Yes, it was that good.
So...to all my not-so-femme lesbians thinking about carrying or those in the process of ttc...all hope is not lost. It will take more work but it's worth it! Damn is it worth it. You just gotta tap into your ole-school manual stroke skills. Ha!
 
With that, I've packed my harness away and said good-bye....for now at least. But I'm kinda turned on by the "new stuff" we tapped into that night so who knows, that may become part of our episodes even after I have the baby. lol
 
I have my 24 week check-up next Thursday so I'm sure the dreaded glucose test is in my near future. My next goal is 28 weeks! Come onnn 3rd Trimester!!
 
That's all for now.......thanks for following my small piece of Blogworld.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

2 comments:

  1. O-M-G, you crack me up! I could never be this honest on my blog (mostly because my MIL and mom ready it, lol) but props to you for keepin' it real! Glad to hear you enjoyed doing some new stuff. It's been weeks for us, mostly because I feel like a hormonal and bloated person 24/7 (not very sexy). I think it's time I pick up my game. ;)

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    1. LOL! I must be honest here...that's the reason I started this Blog. lol I didn't start "feeling like it" really until around 13-14 weeks when my energy came back. Hang in there, you'll get your mojo back soon :-)

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